Showing posts with label breakups. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breakups. Show all posts

Saturday, September 26, 2009

If you or someone you know is going through a break-up. . .

And you like horoscopes, this could be interesting.

After a Breakup: Survival by the Zodiac

I am not going through a breakup, but decided to take a look at my sign, anyway. . . .

Gemini
You love normalcy, but pretending nothing happened does not make things normal. You can multitask by reorganizing photo albums and removing the pictures with the ex - shredding of said pictures is optional. Friends of Gemini: your friend will be momentarily hysterical and then act like you're crazy if you think she's upset. It depends on which personality is in charge that day.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Wonderful News for Singles

Next time someone tells you that if you break up with them, they'll die, you might want to take them a bit more seriously.

"A UCLA study found that people in generally excellent health were 88 percent more likely to die over the 8-year study period if they were single." --MSN news, Can Love Be Unhealthy?

Just some more good news for us single folk.
It turns out that if you're single, not only are you most likely lonely and left out of "couple" activities, but now you'll die before everyone else, as well.

Wonderful.

Is life ever fair?